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Artist: Weird Al Yankovic
Album: Food Album
Title: The White Stuff

The white stuff, the white stuff

The first one was a sweet one
Second one was a blast
Soon i finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast
You can see 'em in my teeth
Tell it when i talk
Had so many my pancreas just went into shock

I love the white stuff, baby
In the middle of an oreo
I love the white stuff, baby
It's the most delicious thing i know

I've had a zillion or two
In my life, they're so right
My teeth are all rotted clear through
But who cares? what else am i supposed to do?

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo
What's in the middle? the white stuff

The first time that i tried it
Got a big sugar buzz
Nothing gets me high as that sandwhich cookie does
But i love the filling most
I rub it on my roast
Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast

I love the white stuff, baby
In the middle of an oreo
I love the white stuff, baby
Take some with me everywhere i go

Might get a pimple or two
Well, so what? it's all right
Now twinkies and ding dongs won't do
All i need... you know what it is

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo
What's in the middle? the white stuff
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