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NoFX - Clams Have Feelings too (Actually They Don't)





 

Artist: NoFX
Album: Pump Up The Valuum
Title: Clams Have Feelings too (Actually They Don't)

Birds are dumb cause small bird brains
But so are kids and old people
Some birds talk, most others sing
I don't see you eating a talking bird

Pigs smell bad and roll in pooh
But so do kids and elderly
I don't see you chop off an old man's feet
Put them in a maison jar and picle them

No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too
Actually they don't have central nervousness
No Manhattan style, clams have the right to smile
Come to think about it they don't have a face

They have no face, no place for ears
There's no clam eyes to cry clam tears
No spinal cord, they must get boder
Might as well just put them out of misery

I don't believe it's selfish to eat defenceless shellfish
No chowder for you clams have feelings too
It could happen to you clams have feelings too
I don't thin they do, clams have feelings too



 

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