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Theme we're professional punkers we come from the sublures
After 15 years we still having fun
Now we're over 30 not looking so purty at least we got a beat up accordian
That's erik our drummer his fathers a plumber
He drank enough booze to get rhode island drunk
Now he's straight but smelly he's got one big belly
From living the good life provided by punk
Singnin singnin singnin
Buy me a beck's bear or pass me the bong
Gimme some bushmills i'll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 doin just fine
El hefe is not satanic he's one hip hispanic
He grew up with one dozencousins and kin
He wears baggy pants and he knows how to break dance
You've seen him doing every impersonation
That melvin on six string "so tell me i can't sing"
Oh i know you can just don't do it around me
Stick with what you know
Playing guitar solo with hetson and watt in punk rock karaoke
Singnin singnin singnin
Buy me a beck's bear or pass me the bong
Gimme some bushmills i'll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 doin just fine
My name is fat mike i'm obsessed by big lesbians
I've been a punk rocker for most of my life
I sing kinda flat i'm not really so fat
But that's how i hit them with a hook or a slice
"i'm kent i do sounds " look he's getting so round
"i'm timmy the turtle" he counts and he clicks
"i'm gay i don't care" someone please cut his hair
"i'm limo from scotland" so give me hanggis
Singnin singnin singnin
Buy me a beck's bear or pass me the bong
Gimme some bushmills i'll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 doin just fine
Buy me a beck's bear or pass me the bong
Gimme some bushmills i'll sing you this song
Buy me a quamlude or chop me a lime we're pushin 40 we're doin just fine
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