Artist: I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Album: Musical/Ost Title: Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy Man 1 All right, I am boasting On Dates I am coasting It's me I am toasting Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy! Man 2 My hairline's receding My ulcer is bleeding My ego needs feeding Why? Both 'Cause I'm a Guy Man 1 My vacuum is rusting Man 2 My bathtub is crusting Both My kitchen's disgusting Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy! Man 1 My gut is expanding Man 2 In bed I'm commanding Both By God, I'm outstanding Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Man 1 'Cause I am strong! Man 2 Strong! Both I am invincible Man 1 And I'm a hockey-loving Man 2 Meat-eating Man 1 Jock-itching Man 2 Channel-flipping Man 1 Belching, Burping Man 2 Scratching, Snoring Both Never-stop-to-ask-directions Guy! (Yelled) Yeah!

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