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I’m a U. S. male as I was born in Mississippi town on a Sunday morn
Now Mississippi just happens to occupy a place
In the south eastern portion of this here United States
Now that’s a matter of fact buddy and you know it well
So I just call myself the U. S. male
That’s M-A-L-E son, that’s me
Now I said all that and I’ll say all this
I been a watching the way you’ve been watching my miss
For the last three weeks you’ve been hot on her trail
You’re kinda upsetting the U.S. male
You touch her once with your greasy hands
I’m gonna stretch your neck like a long rubber band
She’s wearing a ring that I bought on sale
That makes her the property of the U.S. male
You’d better not mess with the U.S. male my friend
If the U.S. male gets mad he’s gonna do you in
If you know what’s good for yourself son
You better find somebody else son
Don’t tamper with the property of the U.S. male
Through the rain and the heat and the sleet and the snow
The U.S. male is on his toes
So quit watching my woman cos that ain’t wise
You ain’t pulling the wool over this boys eyes
I catch you round my woman champ
I’m gonna leave your head about the shape of a stamp
Kinda flattened out so you do well
To quit playing games with this U.S. male
You better not mess with the U.S. male my friend
If the U.S. male gets mad he’s gonna do you in
If you know what’s good for yourself son
You better find somebody else son
Don’t tamper with the property of the U.S. male
I catch you messing round that woman of mine
I’m gonna lay one on you
You’re talking to the U.S. male the American U.S. male
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