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| Once Upon a Mattress - Normandy |
Minstrel: Beyond the wall which you must climb… Larken: Climb? Minstrel: It's twenty-two feet and covered with slime. Larken: Slime? Minstrel: And infested with spiders! Larken: Spiders? Minstrel: Oh, the spiders are sweet compared to the snakes! Larken: Snakes? Minstrel: On the other side! Jester: Well, they won't hurt you, unless of course you insist on leaving alone… and now! Larken: Well, I did. But if I'd known it was so terrible out there… Minstrel: Then you'd think a second thought and come with me. I know all the secret ways to set you free, over the hills and to the open sea! Larken: Open sea? But where? Minstrel: Normandy… Larken: Normandy? But why? Jester: Because… it's out of the castle. Out of the country. And safe, where no one knows you. Larken: Safe! Jester: And besides… Minstrel & Jester: Normandy is fine and fair so Normandy is where we'll go! Minstrel: I can show you a beach where the peach blossom blows, Jester: And I know how to reach a man who knows Minstrel & Jester: A man who knows a cozy inn, Minstrel: A friendly place Minstrel & Jester: With rows of windows facing the sea! This time of year the air I hear is rare and clear and warm in Normandy! Minstrel: I know a meadow covered with mustard flowers golden as the sun, Jester: Where a wond'rous thing can happen when an April day is done. Minstrel: There's a moment after the twilight Minstrel & Jester: When the sky is suddenly green, and the world stands hushed and waiting for the first white stars to convene. Minstrel: When you see that emerald sky, Jester: (echo) When you see that emerald sky, Minstrel: You'll know to reason why Jester: (echo) And know the reason why Minstrel: There's not another Jester: (echo) No other Minstrel & Jester: Place I'd rather be! Keep your el dorado… and to hell with burgundy! Come fly with me, come try those wings, come swift for we have things to do… Larken: Is there truly a beach where the peach blossom blows? Are you sure you can reach that… All three: …Man who knows that man who knows Larken: That cozy inn? Minstrel: There's Jessamine and… That friendly Place Jester: White lilac lace and… With Minstrel & Jester: Rows of windows Rows of windows Facing the sea… Facing the sea… All three: This time of year the air I hear is rare and clear and warm… Minstrel & Jester: Don't be afraid! Larken: It's warm… Minstrel & Jeste: Heaven was made All three: In Normandy Jester: In Normandy Minstrel: In Normandy Larken: In Normandy All three: In Normandy! Queen: Charming! Let the ball begin! (To ensure Winnifred's failure, the Queen schedules an exhausting dance to tire her out on the night of her big sleep) |
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