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NOFX - New Boobs





 

Artist: NOFX
Album: Ribbed
Title: New Boobs

Something is lacking, i'm not attracting

My boobs are not as big as i want them to be

I want 36d



I'm not receiving enuff affection

Gonna get me a silicon injection

And fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams



My social life is pathetic, i can't find a man

When i need is cosmetic surgery

Be the best i can be



Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption

Who needs to diet when liposuction

Is painless and quick, local anesthetic



Now my body is a model, a flawless perfection

I most certainly will cause an erection

Wherever i go, but i still don't know



The reason why i can't find a mate

Guys i meet ejaculate

Then leave through the door,

I can't take anymore

 

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