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Kinky Friedman - Homo Erectus





 

Artist: Kinky Friedman
Album: Old Testaments & New Revelations
Title: Homo Erectus

(kinky friedman & panama red)

I left barber college
Searchin' for knowledge,
Went to the university.
I must confess, sir
This lady professor
She turned me on to anthropology.

Now i'm a homo erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that i discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.

Dear doctor howard
Come down from your tower
And join me for lunch at the ¡°y¡±.
Although you're thirty
I still think you're pretty
Let's give it that good ole college try.

¡®cause i'm a homo erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that i discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
Ok!

Hey jomo kenyatta
No, no, you're not a
Australopithecine boogieman.
It's took us a jillion
But we're all still here, been
Boogeyin' since boogeyin' began.

And i'm a homo erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that i discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.

You know i'm a homo erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that i discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.

You know that i'm a homo erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that i discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.

I'm but a homo erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that i discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.

Watch out for homo erectus ...

 

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